| Nose woes |
| Common bugs |
| Common woes |
| Winter woes |
| Certain bugs |
| They're common |
| Sneezin' reason |
| Winter maladies |
| Common maladies |
| Common ailments |
| Causes of coughs |
| Common illnesses |
| Bugs often caught |
| Seasonal ailments |
| No cure for these! |
| Sniffling maladies |
| Reasons for sneezin' |
| Mild winter ailments |
| Attendance preventers |
| They're easily caught |
| They're easy to catch |
| Respiratory infections |
| Transmittable ailments |
| Causes of some absences |
| These are easy to catch |
| They're common in winter |
| They're not hard to catch |
| They're spread in schools |
| Causes of much absenteeism |
| Problems treated by Theraflu |
| They result from catching bugs |
| Unpleasant things to pass around |
| They may be spread around the office |
| They're often caught and passed around |
| Ailments for which there is no known cure |