| Telephone |
| DSL alternative |
| Connection of yore |
| Sort of Web access |
| Broadband ancestor |
| Old web connection |
| Virgil contemporary |
| Outdated connection |
| Broadband forerunner |
| Old connection method |
| Slow online connection |
| Cable modem alternative |
| Alternative to broadband |
| Make a call to, old-style |
| Now-rare connection method |
| Slow-ass internet connection |
| Like some computer connections |
| Obsolescent alternative to broadband |