| As if! |
| Get real! |
| Fat chance |
| Yeah, sure |
| 'You wish!' |
| Yeah, right! |
| Not gonna happen |
| 'Don't you wish!' |
| Dismissive remark |
| Skeptical response |
| It'll never happen! |
| Never gonna happen! |
| Yeah, that'll happen! |
| Oh yeah, that'll happen! |
| ''Like that'll ever happen'' |
| No chance of that happening! |
| Yeah, like you have a chance! |
| Yeah, like that'll ever happen |
| Like that would ever happen!": 2 wds. |
| That'd be nice - but it'll never happen |