| Down in front! |
| Sit down, will ya? |
| It's dark in here! |
| Complaint in the dark |
| Complaint while groping |
| Short parade-goer's complaint |
| Complaint about blocked vision |
| Curse this guy's ten gallon hat! |
| Child's cry at a parade, perhaps |
| Complaint when the lights are out |
| Complaint from the nosebleed section |