| As if! |
| Riiiight |
| Ri-i-ight! |
| Yeah, sure |
| No fooling? |
| Ri-i-i-ight |
| Yeah, right! |
| 'Not likely!' |
| Yeah Yeah ___ |
| A likely story! |
| Skeptic's remark |
| Skeptical comment |
| Skeptical response |
| Skeptic's comeback |
| Skeptic's response |
| Insincere agreement |
| Sure, tell me another one |
| Doesn't surprise me a bit! |
| Like that's going to happen |