| Most sick |
| Least hale |
| Least well |
| Least sound |
| Most sickly |
| Most unwell |
| Least healthy |
| Most indisposed |
| Superlatively phat |
| Most cool, in slang |
| Sickbay superlative |
| Coolest, in rap slang |
| Best, at the skatepark |
| Most in need of a doctor |
| Most in need of treatment |
| Greenest around the gills |
| '80s rappers all tried to be this |