| Stab |
| Spike |
| Stick |
| Lance |
| Spear |
| Skewer |
| Pierce |
| Transfix |
| Stick-on |
| Run through |
| Imitate Vlad |
| Put on a spit |
| Put a fork in |
| Pierce through |
| Fix on a stake |
| Put on a stick |
| Stick, in a way |
| Stick on a spit |
| Spit the kabobs |
| Fix upon a stake |
| Pierce, in a way |
| Pin with a stake |
| Stick on a stick |
| Stick on a stake |
| Pierce with lance |
| Pierce with spear |
| Use a fondue fork |
| Stick on the spit |
| Pierce with spike |
| Put a pike through |
| Stick on a spindle |
| Pierce with a stake |
| Pierce with a point |
| Pierce with an arrow |
| Deflate via biting wit |
| Render helpless, in a way |
| Attack using voodoo, sort of |
| Stick a stake in, as a vampire |
| Pierce with a stick (as Vlad did?) |
| Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No. ___ |