| Puny |
| Slight |
| Paltry. |
| Trifling |
| Piddling |
| Insubstantial |
| Slay me (anag) |
| Woefully small |
| Inconsequential |
| Hardly generous |
| Pitifully small |
| Like a pittance |
| Far from fulsome |
| Annoyingly small |
| Extremely slight |
| Shamefully slight |
| Insultingly small |
| Grossly inadequate |
| Like a 10-cent tip |
| Ridiculously small |
| Pathetically small |
| Contemptibly small |
| Contemptibly slight |
| Like a 3 percent tip |
| Unsatisfactorily small |
| Pathetically inadequate |
| Like a cheapskate's tip |
| Contemptibly small, as a tip |
| Contemptibly small like a tip |
| Insultingly small, as a payment |
| Like five per cent, to a server |
| Contemptibly small, as an amount |
| Pathetically tiny, as a sum of money |