| Obscurity |
| The boonies |
| Remote place |
| Miles from __ |
| Obscure place |
| Unknown place |
| The boondocks |
| Not any place |
| Not in any place |
| Not at any place |
| Nonexistent place |
| Out of the running |
| State of obscurity |
| Some get here fast |
| Really remote spot |
| Non-existent location |
| East Bumfuck's location |
| Neither here nor there? |
| Utopia, almost literally |
| Desolate place, so to speak |
| Middle of __ (remote place) |
| Middle of __ (the boondocks) |
| Remote, unfamiliar territory |
| Type of "Man" in a Beatles title |
| You may be lost in the middle of it |