| Jest |
| Crack |
| Cavil |
| Zinger |
| Bon mot |
| Riposte |
| Witty bit |
| Wisecrack |
| Witticism |
| ___ Sally |
| Leno line |
| Bit of wit |
| Funny line |
| One- liner |
| Wise words |
| Jokey quote |
| Wag's words |
| Witty remark |
| Smart remark |
| Witty saying |
| Gibe or jest |
| Verbal sally |
| Wilde remark |
| Clever quote |
| Wit's remark |
| Clever remark |
| Witty comment |
| Bit of banter |
| ___ wit's end |
| Funny comment |
| Waggish words |
| Words of Hope |
| Clever retort |
| Clever comment |
| Display of wit |
| Groucho remark |
| Clever comeback |
| Bit of repartee |
| Comical comment |
| Stand-up fodder |
| Short witticism |
| Witty one-liner |
| Meme line, maybe |
| One-liner, often |
| Words from Wilde |
| Marx observation |
| Laugh-worthy line |
| Witty tweet, e.g. |
| Line from Groucho |
| Will Rogers forte |
| Brief witty saying |
| Comedian's comment |
| Instance of levity |
| Quick witty remark |
| Wisecracker's line |
| Remark from Groucho |
| Wit's remark, often |
| Groucho's specialty |
| Laugh-inducing line |
| Bit of Marx's legacy |
| Comment from Colbert |
| Funny t-shirt phrase |
| Make a clever remark |
| Ironic t-shirt saying |
| Line from Will Rogers |
| Many a tweeted remark |
| Will Rogers specialty |
| Common crossword theme |
| Words from Will Rogers |
| Classic crossword theme |
| Oscar Wilde's specialty |
| Smart aleck's specialty |
| Comment from Jon Stewart |
| Acrostic solution, sometimes |
| It's shorter than a one-liner |
| Typical bumper-sticker phrase |
| Bumper sticker phrase, usually |
| Bumper sticker contents, often |
| (Supp)l(y w)i(th) ne(cessary materials) |
| Steven Wright's "I intend to live forever. So far, so good," e.g. |
| W. C. Fields's "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally," e.g. |