| Like many files nowadays |
| Lifestyle expert frequently seen on "Today |
| Actor Sandler who was once a regular on "Saturday Night Live |
| Job |
| Qualified for the job |
| Oddjob's creator, Fleming |
| Friday's creator |
| Some Daytona racers |
| A 30-day mo. |
| Actress who was the first female host of "Saturday Night Live": 2 wds. |
| Joanie Cunningham portrayer on "Happy Days |
| Aide's job |
| Job holders |
| Native American tribesman in a 1992 Daniel Day-Lewis/Madeleine Stowe film |
| American Pastoral" director McGregor |
| ___ a Most Unusual Day |
| Birthday candle count |
| Nights before Christmas and New Year's Day |
| Video game that comes out today (9/9/09), whose songs/levels are referenced in this puzzle, with "The |
| Commonwealth Day month |
| Weird Al" Yankovic single about a nuclear holocaust during the holidays, which contains the line "...underneath the missile-toe |
| Cassandra's forte, in today's lingo |
| Act of exasperation, in modern-day slang |
| Jukebox musical based on the hits of Green Day: 2 wds. |
| A day's march, for troops |
| Hilarious joke or, with an acquired taste, "What's Mr. Pacino up to these days, Mr. Perry? |
| Gone With the Wind" (1964)/"Avatar" (today) |
| Actress MacDowell of "Groundhog Day |
| Modern-day mac |
| Materialistic former "Saturday Night Live" actor? |