| Actor Jared who fronts the band 30 Seconds to Mars |
| Actor/singer Jared |
| Weird Al" Yankovic single about a nuclear holocaust during the holidays, which contains the line "...underneath the missile-toe |
| Solid |
| Invalidated, as a contract |
| Coolidge's vice-president |
| Calculators with sliding beads |
| Flutters, as eyelids |
| Solid precipitation |
| Academy Award winner Jared who's playing another Joker soon, because lord knows there haven't been enough of those |
| Dallas Buyers Club" Oscar winner Jared |
| January holiday honoree |
| The gold, in Guadalajara |
| That, in Guadalajara |
| Religious holiday |
| Guadalajara girlfriends |
| Anatomical parts that touch, as eyelids to eyeballs |
| Muslim holiday |
| G.I.'s holiday |
| Neither solid nor liquid |
| A jar, sometimes? |
| Holiday afloat |
| Even if Santa thinks you were naughty ... you've always been on my nice list. Happy Holidays! |
| Holiday greeting by Zorba? |
| Actor/musician Jared |
| Pre-holiday mall indulgence |
| Holiday forerunners |
| Pallid |
| Holiday shorthand |
| Mudslide liqueur |