| Like many files nowadays |
| Needle opening |
| Lifestyle expert frequently seen on "Today |
| Not too often |
| Actor Sandler who was once a regular on "Saturday Night Live |
| Friday's creator |
| Some Daytona racers |
| Often-affected outburst |
| A 30-day mo. |
| Actress who was the first female host of "Saturday Night Live": 2 wds. |
| A long time ___ in a galaxy far, far away ..." ("Star Wars" opening words) |
| Artists' studios, often |
| Joanie Cunningham portrayer on "Happy Days |
| Dramatic opening? |
| Alimony recipient, often |
| Native American tribesman in a 1992 Daniel Day-Lewis/Madeleine Stowe film |
| Birthday candle count |
| ___ a Most Unusual Day |
| Calculators often made with bamboo frames |
| Opening |
| A rock band's name often appears on it |
| HBO talk show host often featured "eviscerating" something or other |
| Commonwealth Day month |
| Weird Al" Yankovic single about a nuclear holocaust during the holidays, which contains the line "...underneath the missile-toe |
| Nights before Christmas and New Year's Day |
| Ending of a professor's email address, often |
| Act of exasperation, in modern-day slang |
| Video game that comes out today (9/9/09), whose songs/levels are referenced in this puzzle, with "The |
| A day's march, for troops |
| Cassandra's forte, in today's lingo |