| Split partially |
| Hilarious joke or, with an acquired taste, "What's Mr. Pacino up to these days, Mr. Perry? |
| Annoying obligations / "No need to check" [split] |
| A poem like this / Of 17 syllables / Split 5-7-5 |
| Split |
| Splits violently |
| Fictional title character who declares "How puzzling all these changes are! |
| A splitting, as of atoms |
| Split ___ (tonsorial woe, and a hint to this puzzle's theme) |
| A person doing a duck walk grasps these |
| Items in "These Foolish Things |
| A shopping mall has lots of these |
| New Wave band Split ___ |
| A prig splits them |
| Word with split or tail |
| Hercules had 12 of these |
| Simple substances split in eight long answers in this puzzle |
| Able to split without repercussions? |
| Curved fruit (in a split dessert?) |
| Split necessity |
| Able to do splits, say |
| Splitsville |
| She showed Theseus how to escape the Labyrinth |
| Actor whose attendance at a pre-Oscar party was one of his first public appearances since his 2016 split with Angelina Jolie: 2 wds. |
| Allies' antitheses |
| People in these know the ropes |
| Splits |
| Seats splitter? |
| Brats' antitheses |
| And all these corny TV shows are brought to you by... |