| Dick Doesn't Just Lobby for the Tobacco Companies--He's a Client" (rejected campaign ad, 2004) |
| Why horses are attracted to a witch's headgear? |
| Dracula's bed |
| Silversun Pickups have a "Lazy" one |
| Why to eat a puffed-grain cereal when you're full? |
| Dracula's alter ego |
| Broadway musical about three guys using the same pickup routine at a bar? |
| Would-be attorneys' hurdles, briefly |
| That's Why I Chose ___" (musical admissions video) |
| Count Dracula's garb |
| You're telling me your problems why? |
| Mike's pickup |
| First-come, first-served pickup spots |
| Encouragement to a would-be candidate? |
| Ad slogan that explains why a Simpson kid is missing part of his candy bar? |
| ___ Abbey, Dracula's home in England |
| John: Model Citizen" (rejected campaign ad, 2004) |
| Dracula's least favorite citations? |
| Adorable one, quaintly (and why does this always invoke sugary foods?) |
| Rejected |
| Corny pickup line |
| Pickup artists? |
| Airport pickup spot |
| Pickup spot? |
| Bird's pickup line? |
| Why water got diverted in the garden? |
| Pickup make |
| Airport pickup driver's info |
| Abraham's would-be sacrifice |
| Useful type of hitch in a pickup truck, or an undesired part of a social circle |