| Baldness |
| Hair loss |
| Loss of hair |
| Condition for Homer |
| Loss of crew, maybe? |
| Chrome dome's problem |
| Loss-of-hair condition |
| Baldness, to physicians |
| Toupee wearer's problem |
| Reason for buying a rug? |
| It can take a little off the top |
| Condition for Homer Simpson and Michael Stipe |