| Tube tuber? |
| Tube addict |
| Sedentary type |
| Remote expert? |
| Boob tube lover |
| Ten-toed sloth? |
| Loafer of a sort |
| Boob tube addict |
| Excessive TV watcher |
| One glued to the tube |
| One with remote in hand |
| TV addict with a remote |
| Frequent button-presser |
| Full-time channel surfer |
| Person glued to the tube |
| What's glued to the tube? |
| Habitual boob tube watcher |
| Common remote control holder |
| The person who's vegging out |
| Lazy person, to a food critic? |
| Psychiatrist's favorite veggie? |
| Packed item that might get mashed? |
| Starchy side stuffed with lost pennies and upholstery fabric |