| Contents intro? |
| McDonald's slogan |
| Gritty intro? |
| An inspiring intro? |
| Inspiring intro? |
| A nephew of Donald's |
| ___ and Me" (McDonald's-sponsored '80s movie that Paul Rudd shows a clip from every time he's on "Conan" instead of one from the movie he's promoting) |
| Bored intro? |
| Minor intro? |
| Girl's intro? |
| Adapted intro? |
| McDonald's offerings |
| Bar intro? |
| Dame intro? |
| Active intro? |
| It comes in ball, bell, bone and boot shapes, per McDonald's |
| Drum intro? |
| Design scheme on display at Donald's domicile? |
| Biographical intro? |
| Donald's intro? |
| Unsuccessful batter's intro? |
| Maria's intro? |
| Business intro? |
| Vera's intro? |
| Quotation citer's intro? |
| Burger King vis-à-vis McDonald's, fittingly |
| McDonald's Corporation mogul Ray |
| Donald's sassy girlfriend? |
| McDonald's staple |
| Some intro? |