| Creatively-censored 4/28/10 New York Post headline about the foul-mouthed Senate/Wall Street hearings |
| Ambiguous headline about a California drug bust? |
| Arab Spring occurrences |
| Divine occurrences |
| ___ Accidentally Leaks Results of 2008 Election Early" ("The Onion" headline) |
| Absurd occurrences |
| Serendipitous occurrences |
| Headline occurrences |
| Speakeasy occurrences |
| ___ Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early" (Onion headline) |
| February 1991 headline |
| Ambiguous headline about school cooking lessons |
| Ambiguous headline about agriculture legislation |
| Hyperbolically headlined hyperlinks |
| Old comic actor's Little Bighorn headline? |
| ___ Defeats Truman" (infamous headline) |
| Headline the day after an internet company narrowly avoids bankruptcy? |
| Pittsburgh Pirates, in headlines |
| Ambiguous headline about a protest? |
| Person who's ready and able to help ... or a literal description of four occurrences in this puzzle |
| Ambiguous headline about a vagrancy statistic? |
| Ambiguous headline about construction delay |
| Aguilera, in tabloid headlines |
| Catastrophic occurrences |
| Ambiguous headline about a stolen Stradivarius? |
| Accounting firm in 2002 headlines |
| Ambiguous headline about a police action |
| Monthly Roman calendar occurrences |
| Actress Aniston, in tabloid headlines |
| Headlines" presenter |