| Egg, facetiously |
| Absurd notion, facetiously |
| Skilled, facetiously |
| It facetiously calls its regular writers "the usual gang of idiots |
| Exalted group leader, facetiously |
| Overly air-conditioned room, facetiously |
| Able, facetiously |
| Like some boring speeches, facetiously |
| Capable, facetiously |
| Competent, facetiously |
| Forever and a day, facetiously |
| Boring, facetiously |
| Bug, facetiously |
| Now I get it," facetiously |
| That makes sense," facetiously |
| And friends, facetiously |
| I see," facetiously |
| Jackets facetiously called bum-freezers |
| Certain young lover, facetiously |
| I get it," facetiously |
| Well, now I see," facetiously: 2 wds. |
| I understand," facetiously |
| Gotcha," facetiously |
| Four-___ (wearing glasses, facetiously) |
| Business, facetiously |
| You first," facetiously |
| Frustrating waiting time, facetiously |
| Unlike decaf, facetiously |
| Challenging area at Augusta National, as it's facetiously called |
| Wastebasket, facetiously |