| Texter's afterthought intro |
| Texter's disclaimer |
| Texter's "Editorially speaking |
| Academic qualifications |
| Appointment of friends to jobs, regardless of qualifications |
| Texter's 'That's funny!' |
| Texter's afterthought lead-in |
| Texter's totes closest pal |
| Indications of one's qualifications? |
| Texter's "So long |
| Qualification |
| Texter's "Just a sec |
| Online qualification |
| Texter's bosom buddy |
| Voting qualification |
| Texter's qualification |
| Qualification to a texter's claim |
| Lead-in to a texter's viewpoint |
| Texter's "Very funny! |
| University qualification |
| Having the skills and qualifications required |
| Belief without qualification |
| Blogger's qualification |
| Texter's "That's hysterical! |
| Texter's phone |
| Educational qualification |
| Texter's "Too funny! |
| Texter's "seize the day |
| Qualification for the breakfast chef? |
| Significant qualification |