| Texter's afterthought intro |
| Texter's disclaimer |
| Texter's "Editorially speaking |
| Funny! |
| ''What ___!'' (''How funny!'') |
| OMG ur so funny! |
| Texter's 'That's funny!' |
| ''That's so funny!'' |
| Texter's afterthought lead-in |
| [I'm so funny!] |
| Texter's totes closest pal |
| This __ funny! |
| Source of the catchphrases "My wife," "Very nice," and "Sexy time |
| Texter's "So long |
| Texter's "Just a sec |
| Overused word for "very distasteful. |
| Alternative to "U R funny! |
| Texter's bosom buddy |
| Texter's qualification |
| Qualification to a texter's claim |
| Lead-in to a texter's viewpoint |
| That's funny!" on the message boards |
| Texter's "Very funny! |
| What ____!" ("That's funny!") |
| Texter's phone |
| Texter's "That's hysterical! |
| Texter's "Too funny! |
| Texter's "seize the day |
| Tickled texter's titter |
| IMer's "How funny! |